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declan | 15 | Male | yes, i am Australian | single :)


a metaphor of my life

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im single by choice

its just not my choice

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Every time someone says “Ringo is the worst beatle” he gets another ten years of life

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"   Anxiety is not rude. Depression is not selfish. Schizophrenia is not wrong. Eating disorders are not a choice. Obsessive-Compulsive Disorder is not crazy. Mental illness isn’t self-centred, anymore than cancer is self-centred. It’s a medical illness.   "
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i am so threatened by pretty girls they are terrifying 

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should i message them again or am i just being really clingy and annoying: a life story by me

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its ok because i hate you anyway 

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good thing she turned out to be a bitch

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Next time a blocked number calls you answer like this: “Jim’s whore house. You got the dough, we got the hoe.”

Why does this not have any notes?

lol no “Nashville sperm bank, you squeeze it we freeze it. how may I help you?”

“Henderson’s Morgue, you stab em, we slab em, this is Eight Ball speaking.”

“Texas crematorium you kill ‘em we grill ‘em how can I direct your call?”

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You know what I absolutely fucking hate

When people choose a person over you and then when they have no one else they come running back to you. No, fuck you. Fuck you for not being there for me when I needed you. fuck you for never making an effort to see me because you had someone else

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group projects when no one knows what they’re doing


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