lampsarepeopletoo:

they call me macklemore in math class because im like

what what what what what

what what what what what what what

what what what what

(via elizaberf)

claydols:

who decided that you need some deep back story in order to justify your tattoo
if you think a deer is gonna look cool as hell on your arm then go ahead and get it tattooed

(via bryannotbrian)

wishcave:

*opens jacket* hey u wanna buy some oh jesus fuck it’s cold *closes jacket*

(via exhale-diamonds)

why can’t plane tickets be like 10 dollars

(Source: superhighschoollevelhope-archive, via exhale-diamonds)

callanryan:

well at least the mosquitos are attracted to me

(via exhale-diamonds)

ser-merlin-of-valyria:

6 hours until eurovision

hide yo kids

hide yo wife

europe’s going to blow up

(via bryannotbrian)

mebeingweird:

bondoge:

do u ever listen to a song and u like forget ur listening to it and when it’s almost over ur just like what

and then u repeat the song but then it happens again

(via satansmile)